Spineless India lose number one status and the series

By Ashish Shukla
Birmingham, Aug 13 (PTI) A spineless India on Saturday
tamely surrendered their number one status to a ruthless
England as they slumped to an innings and 242-runs defeat to
allow the hosts clinch the completely lop-sided four-match
series by taking a 3-0 lead here.
India's nearly 20 months reign as the number one ranked
Test team could not have ended in a more shambolic manner as
they folded up for a paltry 244 in the second innings with an
entire day to spare in what has turned out to be one of their
worst overseas tours in recent history.
After conceding a mammoth first innings lead 486, the
Indians had to bat out of their skins to save the game but the
famed batting line-up fell like a pack of cards yet again to
give the hosts their second successive victory within four
days.
James Anderson was the pick of the English bowlers as he
ripped through the top order to finish with figures of four
for 85 while Stuart Broad (2/28) and Graeme Swann (2/88)
chipped in to provide the finishing touches to the emphatic
victory.
The worst defeat for India till now is by an innings
and 336 runs against the West Indies in Kolkata in 1958 and
the hapless visitors managed to avoid that ignominy.
Gasping at 130 for seven at one stage, captain Mahendra
Singh Dhoni (74 not out) and Praveen Kumar (40 off 18 balls)
unleashed some lusty strokes during their 75-run eighth-wicket
partnership to provide some entertainment and delay the
inevitable.
Sachin Tendulkar (40) was the only other batsman who
managed to score some runs in the second innings before being
tragically run out while most of the others played poorly on
an Edgbaston track which certainly was not unplayable.

What had been billed as a high-profile series between two
top teams has been reduced to a complete mismatch with the
Indians being made to look like pushovers.
England will now look for series clean sweep when they
travel to London for the fourth Test beginning at the Oval
from August 18.
India had ascended to the top of the Test ranking table
in December 2009 after beating Sri Lanka 2–0 in the
three-match series at home.
After that, India drew the series against South Africa
and Sri Lanka. Then they beat Australia 2-0 in October 2010,
following it with another drawn series in South Africa.
But their inexplicably shoddy and listless performance
against England has come as a big let-down, marking the first
Test series defeat for captain Dhoni.
India, who resumed at their overnight score of 35 for 1,
came off the wheels in no time and all the talk of a better
resistance from the visitors in the second innings proved to
be no better than rhetoric.
This is only the second time in last 11 years when India
has lost or been down in a series by 3-0 margin. Sachin
Tendulkar’s men had a similar unworthy distinction on the tour
to Australia in 1999-2000 series.
India lost five wickets in the first session and the
final four in the 90 minutes from the afternoon session.
The overnight batsmen Gautam Gambhir (14) and Rahul
Dravid (18) failed to add a single run to their totals. Both
fell to James Anderson who also claimed VVS Laxman (2) to
snuff the fight out of the visitors.
Graeme Swann had a hand in the other two dismissals —-
claiming Suresh Raina (10) out leg before wicket and touching
a back-drive on to the non-striker’s end which found Sachin
Tendulkar (40) out of his crease.

Rahul Dravid's dismissal served as a big blow for India.
He let go a wide delivery outside his offstump and nicked the
next one to a delighted Matt Prior behind the stumps.
TV replays however showed that Dravid had not nicked the
ball but surprisingly the veteran batsman did not opt for a
referral.
The afternoon session, against the run of the play,
lasted a good 90 minutes as the visitors, through a mixture of
luck and Dhoni’s slambang methods, added 128 runs from a mere
17-odd overs.
Amit Mishra played a few attacking strokes to race into
20s before Swann claimed his second wicket in his dismissal.
Mishra, good while he lasted at the crease, left hitting
against the break of Swann and lofting it to mid-off where
Broad used his height to good advantage to pluck the overhead
chance.
Next man in Praveen Kumar was rattled when a James
Anderson delivery reared up and hit him on his right thumb.
The spirited medium-pacer looked in extreme pain and threw his
helmet down on the ground in disgust.
After medical attention on the pitch, Praveen kumar vent
out his anger on Graeme Swann, smashing him for three
successive sixes over long on.
Praveen survived a stumping chance off Swann in the next
over when he came down the track to the off-spinner and edged
it past keeper for four.
Both Dhoni and Praveen Kumar clearly wanted to make hay
while it lasted. Dhoni hit Anderson over the top of mid-off
fielder and then swung him to the fine leg fence to raise
50-runs for the eighth wicket off a mere 28 balls.
The merriment came to an end when Strauss replaced Swann
with Broad. Off the second delivery off the tall fast bowler,
Kumar backed away to slash it over the off-side field but
succeeded only in lobbing it for Ravi Bopara to take the
catch.

Kumar’s entertaining knock of 40 came off only 18 balls
and he hit five fours and three sixes. He added 75 runs off
only 44 balls for the eighth wicket with his skipper.
India soon were nine wickets down when Ishant Sharma
played back to Broad and was adjudged leg-before-wicket.
Last man Streesanth, like a few before him, also took a
body blow when a rising Broad delivery hit him in the stomach.
A few deliveries later, Broad again hit him painfully on his
right elbow.
Dhoni tried to shield him by trying to manipulate the
strike and the tactics was good enough to add 23 more runs to
the total.
It was obvious Sreesanth was living on borrowed time.
Bresnan sent him a lifting delivery which he could only edge
to point region.
Dhoni remained unbeaten on 74, made off 79 balls in 123
minutes of batting and including 13 fours.
India have lost the series and the number one spot but
more humiliation could be in store for them if they lose the
fourth Test at the Oval. If it indeed happens, India would
slip to number three while South Africa will take the number
two spot.